goblins must have taken over the world while I was asleep

Start up your day with a healthy 40 Q&A on corporate conduct policy!

Happy, happy faces ticking away in the likes of “Are you planning to or have you ever been in a three-way? Were there any midgets involved?” Please note that “Employees should not waste company time or abuse it to handle personal activities or make personal phone calls.” …damn… did it again... Bitte Schlag mich, ich bin so langweilig...